CHILLIN' MODE ACTIVATED, PLEASE DISTRACT ME NOT HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I crave my daily dose of caffeine like a person requires oxygen. Seriously, the thought of starting my day without it causes me unease. Latte doesn't influence much, as long as that bitter flavor touches my taste buds. It's not just a drink, it's energy for my mind. I am a creature of custom, and that ritual is my co